OUT NOW! Santa Had to Get a Day Job!
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LYRICS
Amazon hit Santa where it hurts
ICE kidnapped the elves, and even worse
The North Pole has been gentrified
The snow all melted and the rent’s too high
Santa had to get a day job, because no one’s been good this year
NO deck the halls – build the wall!
NO Christmas sweets – crazy tweets!
NO caroling – global warming!
Perfect gift for the narcissist
NO sleigh rides – genocide!
NO trimming the tree – plastic sea!
NO ribbons and bows – internet trolls!
Go get happy at the pharmacy
Santa had to get a day job, because no one’s been good this year
Maybe Santa could be a Wal Mart greeter
Or a medical biller, working from home
Run an air BnB
Trade crytocurrency
Because “Joy to the World” is a dying industry
Santa’s naughty list can’t be sustained
Kids today don’t want no fun and games
Maybe he’ll go live in a zoo, with Mrs. Clause and the polar bears too
Santa had to get a day job, because no one’s been good this year
No one’s been good this year
No one’s been good this year....
INFO
“Santa Had to Get a Day Job” (Von Pang) Ⓟ Leather Lung Music (BMI)
Available NOW on all streaming/digital platforms!
Produced, Mixed and Engineered By: Michael Jung
at Hizhaus Recording, Brooklyn NY
Mastering By: Mark Dann, Mark Dann Recording, NYC