OUT NOW! Santa Had to Get a Day Job!

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Amazon hit Santa where it hurts 

ICE kidnapped the elves, and even worse 

The North Pole has been gentrified 

The snow all melted and the rent’s too high 

Santa had to get a day job, because no one’s been good this year 

NO deck the halls – build the wall! 

NO Christmas sweets – crazy tweets! 

NO caroling – global warming! 

Perfect gift for the narcissist 

NO sleigh rides – genocide! 

NO trimming the tree – plastic sea! 

NO ribbons and bows – internet trolls! 

Go get happy at the pharmacy 

Santa had to get a day job, because no one’s been good this year 

Maybe Santa could be a Wal Mart greeter 

Or a medical biller, working from home 

Run an air BnB 

Trade crytocurrency 

Because “Joy to the World” is a dying industry 

Santa’s naughty list can’t be sustained 

Kids today don’t want no fun and games 

Maybe he’ll go live in a zoo, with Mrs. Clause and the polar bears too 

Santa had to get a day job, because no one’s been good this year 

No one’s been good this year 

No one’s been good this year.... 

“Santa Had to Get a Day Job” (Von Pang) Ⓟ Leather Lung Music (BMI)

Available NOW on all streaming/digital platforms!

Produced, Mixed and Engineered By:  Michael Jung

at Hizhaus Recording, Brooklyn NY 

Mastering By: Mark Dann, Mark Dann Recording, NYC